If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find any excuse.
Those who hesitate, meditate, in the horizontal position… Forever!
You can’t learn to swim standing on the beach
You can’t practice techniques in a fight
The strongest man in the world is the man who stands alone
Knowledge advances by steps not by leaps
Whatever happens, life goes on
Rewards come to those who have the energy to pursue them
Those who know do not speak, those who speak do not know
God gave man two ears and one mouth so that he can listen twice as much as he can speak
It is better to seem a fool and keep your mouth shut than to open it and remove all doubt
Winners drip, losers gush
There are those that know, there are those that don’t know & then there are those that don’t know they don’t know
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted
I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat
He who laughs last, thinks slowest
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
"If you build a man a fire, you keep him warm for a day; if you set a man on fire; you keep him warm for the rest of his life."
If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese